stabsinthe:

when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat

moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

brenthor:

i can name more fictional characters than i have friends

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING